Thursday, June 10, 2010
Drum roll please...........
Yellowstone Park is making me a little more soft in the head than usual.
I couldn't decide, so here's what's going to happen.
Linda, who is a friend of Karen's, who I work with, and none of you care about this, so shut up Judy, actually won first prize. She had an exhaustive list of why she should win it.
I could sense her desperation over winning the thing, so I couldn't let her down.
Then there was The Vegetable Assassin, check her out at http://vegetableassassin.blogspot.com/. She scares me a little, so thought I had better send her one just in case she ever leaves Canada and comes to the states with revenge on her mind. Secretly, I love her blog and her nasty little mind.
Then there is Jenny, who works with the hubby. She stood up for me when I was apologizing to him for some bad things I said on my guest blog. So, she should get one. But Jenny can wait until I get back to Ohio. What else is there to do there but wait and drink beer?
And then there is Susan, my high tailing it out of here friend, who left me to return to Georgia and civilization. Maybe she deserves some poo. Piles of poo.
I'm never having a contest again, since I can't decide on a winner and I don't want to leave anyone out. On minimum wage, I can't afford you people.
So, I sent the Assassin an email asking for her address. Linda and Susan must do the same or the poo ain't going anywhere except back to Ohio for my theme tree this year...Poo Poo on Christmas.
Here's my email address....get typing friends....email@example.com and the poo will be in the mail. I love saying things like "the poo will be in the mail." Sounds like a threat of some kind, doesn't it?
I'm keeping the stinking Old Faithful bookmark for myself.
There may be another post tonight that actually has something to do with Yellowstone... if I leave my room at all. Don't hold your breath cause you turn a very unattractive color when you do and the eyes bulge out.