What can I do to intrigue you? My oldest stepson will be here tomorrow and he's going to help me tweek my blog and show me how to use my new camera. Geez, that was lame. I can hear the door shutting behind you now. Wait! Come back!
You want sex? Let's see....(sons, leave the room right now.) Once, I told my husband that women liked construction workers, and he went upstairs and came downstairs in a tool belt and socks, and it was really funny which didn't lead to much except laughing....aw, come on! There's no reason to give me that look.
You like food? I have this great tilapia recipe. You broil the fish on both sides and while it's cooking away, you make a sauce of mayonnaise, melted butter, lemon juice, parmesan cheese, garlic powder, and whatever spices you like. Slather that all over the tilapia and broil some more. Actually, the tilapia has no taste whatsoever, but the sauce is killer. You could probably broil your shoe and eat it if you used this sauce.
Fine. I'll give you what you really want. Sex and fish. Don't say I didn't warn you.
2 comments:
LOL that's hilarious about your husband, poor guy was putting in the effort... what a sport!
I'm still here, read the blog and I'll say it again, I love your sense of humor... anyone who can get me to laugh at this time of night especially when it's going to be a late one writing, definitely is worth the read!
Have a great day, afternoon, evening... just have a great one! :-)
Thank-you, thank-you, thank-you....I sound like Elvis, don't I? Hope school isn't too bad today. Have a great one back.
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