Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Sherry over at http://niteswimming.blogspot.com had a contest, and I won!
Sorry about all of the exclamation points, but I never win anything. And I won a book which is awesome since I love books. I'd be excited to win a toothpick, but I actually won something I love.
My luck is this bad. I was at a golf outing once which is a long story since I hate golf. We all had raffle tickets in a big drum. People were winning golf balls and tees and other items that didn't interest me in the least, BUT...it got down to 2 raffle tickets, one of which was mine, and one prize. It was probably a ball washer (tee hee) or something I would probably give away, so who cares, but I cared because it was the principle of the thing.
My ticket got stuck in the drum. Someone else won the crappy prize. MY TICKET GOT STUCK IN THE DRUM! That is why I'm excited about winning a beautiful book.
My luck is changing, I do believe.
Speaking of a crappy prize, I plan on running my own contest when I get to Yellowstone.
I hope you weren't eating dinner.
The boys brought me one from Yellowstone. They're special guys.
I'll leave it for you to imagine. It was kind of gold with a nice ribbon. I think some kind of image was molded on it, but it still looked like poop.
It didn't smell.
I wonder who makes these things? Do they press poop into molds? Do they use their hands? Do you tell your friends that your job is spraying moose poop ornaments with gold paint?
I'm not kidding about this. Here's a website where you can buy your own poop jewelry and ornaments in case you can't wait.. http://tellmewhereonearth.com/.
Scroll down the left side until you come to poop - moose & deer. There you go.
I leave for Yellowstone in 11 days. The sooner I get there, the sooner you get your poop ornament.